Wednesday May 5 @ 10:04pmIt’s alright if that smile playing on your lips isn’t because I just twitched my nose. It’s alright if the tips of your fingers don’t tingle when I’m near, craving the smooth feel of my skin. It’s alright if my face isn’t the last image you see before you drift off into dreams, and it’s alright if…
my 12 year old stepson just handed me a literal wad of cash and said “buy yourself somethin nice”
it is like 400 dollars
where did he get it
what is
what
what
what
what
w h a t
Monday May 5 @ 11:59pmits starting
Damn
excuse me did you say florida
welp i’m out
I LIVE AN HOUR AWAY FROM MIAMI„„,
TIME TO SHARPEN THE SWORDS
I LIVE LIKE THIRTY MINUTES AWAY. MY MOM DIDN’T BELIEVE MY ZOMBIE PLANS UNTIL NOW. TODAY SHE ASKED FOR MY NOTES.
welp
I’m moving.
Monday May 5 @ 11:56pmi look nothing like i do in photos, so chances are if you think im attractive on here you’re probably wrong
scary-monsters-and-davesprite:
QWOP guy at anime north
TIA LOOK IT’S MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
how to paint a squirrel
Monday May 5 @ 11:43pmIf I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
